TSSR EXCLUSIVE: Exposed Traitor Flees
| April 1, 2012 | Posted by E. Hitchon under features |
Former comrade and ex-Glorious Leader Davies has defected.
It is believed he made contact with agents of a capitalist publication at a conference in the last year. It has been revealed to this publication by Party officials that the traitor had been under surveillance by the ARF for a number of months. It is believed that another traitor alerted Davies of his imminent arrest prior to his defection at last week’s Guardian Open Weekend. The People’s Council advise comrades to remain watchful of foreign agents and the enemy within.
Party spokesmen have indicated that the Council had expected such action, and plans are in place to ensure our society remains intact and free from the vices of the capitalist ideal.
More information will be released to the people as it becomes available.
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