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Rosie Watterson is an editor at The Student Review and really hates having to write in third person. I primarily write satirical articles in the hope of being vaguely amusing, ranting about things that annoy me such as umbrellas and university life. I'm currently studying History at Queen's University Belfast, and as you can gather from my articles I'm not particularly enchanted with it.

“And then my brain exploded” – An interview with Meg Middleton, a survivor of meningitis.

I’ve had the opportunity to chat to Meg Middleton who, in 2010, contracted meningitis. Having…

Why I want to see Meat Loaf’s bum, (and you should too).

Has anyone else noticed the increasing number of bum videos? Videos whose protagonist is someone’s…

I love not loving you.

Until approximately eight months ago my friends asked me for relationship advice. Being the proud…

Shoot them in the Facebook

Being friends with me on Facebook is hard.  Actually, I’d go so far as to…

Torture, Asylum and Music: An interview with Phil Muriel

Torture, violence and asylum feel very far away for most Western people, but not Phil…

What do naked men and fruit flies have in common? I can’t get either out of my student house.

I’m not sure people who haven’t been to university can truly understand how completely ridiculous…

Who likes sleep anyway?

As many of you will know, I’ve moved to university. And, rather than a social…

My Flatmates; “and that’s why they have to die and I have to be the one that kills them”

Until recently I  thought I was easy to live with; I’m relatively organised ( though I am a bit messy, so…

“What the crap am I watching?” A girlfriend’s guide to Sci-Fi

Do not read this article if you enjoy sci-fi. This is not for you. This…

Stabbed By Your Grandma-Memoirs of a Care Assistant

Having just quit both our jobs as care assistants, Emily James and I recapped on…