Posts Tagged by bikini
ASBO: antisocial body odour, and why I pray for rain
| May 29, 2012 | Posted by Rosie Watterson under satire |
I am not going to lie, dear reader: I was becoming concerned. College was going well, work was good, exams were practically behind me, and my relationship status was looking pretty stable. All was well. This did not, however, make for good articles – until yesterday I was completely and utterly uninspired. Then it hit: this brow-dripping, hair-frizzing, rash-inducing blasted heat, and suddenly I am back to my grumpy, snarling self. “Surely,” I thought, “If we are in the Matrix, they wouldn’t make it so bleeding hot.” Now, I am British and therefore it is almost sacrilege to complain about “good” weather, but I personally prefer overcast with a possible drizzle. If there’s fog, I’m totally there. It’s not even… more
