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Poetry of the week – limericks
| August 22, 2011 | Posted by Georgie Tindale under poetry |
There once were some Quakers from Ealing Who didn’t find riots appealing They countered the violence With periods of silence Much better than looting or stealing By Jamie Green There once was a lizard called Sprite Whose skin was all shiny and white They said “How’d you do it?” He said, “I shampoo it, and blow dry it till it’s just right!” By Ellie Brierley There once was a man from Vancouver Who wanted to marry a hoover On his wedding night He was in for a fright “Cor blimey! She clean blew me o-over!” By Georgie Tindale There once was a man from Japan Whose limericks just wouldn’t scan When his friends told him so, He replied,… more
