Posts Tagged by The Student Review
How to extend your e-penis: a practical guide
| May 3, 2012 | Posted by Joe Towse under satire |
So, you’ve just realised that being an idiot on the internet is fun and entirely without repercussions, but you want to improve your ability to do so. Well, here at The Student Review, you’re fortunate that we all have 12-inch e-cocks – so we can tell you how! We’ve assigned our most knowledgeable experts on the subject to research it heavily, and we found the optimal way to piss people off. What’s more, we managed to convert our complex algorithm into a simple five-step text form. And so we commence: Use some basic common sense Ever wondered why Anonymous is called just that? If you have, and you spent more than three seconds (being generous there) on it, you’re stupid.… more
Equine lynchpin’s masterplan revealed
| March 9, 2012 | Posted by Cameron MacLeod under national, satire |
There had to be someone right at the heart of it, at the eye of the storm. The Murdochs were too obvious, and too indiscrete. No, this symphony of illegality and institutionalised corruption needed a maestro. A mastermind. It certainly wasn’t going to be someone working directly for the tabloids; intellect was required, and it needed to be someone above suspicion. On Friday 2nd March, the conspiratorial legacy of phone-hacking confederate Raisa was finally uncovered. The former police horse had been well known as a philanthropist and a close friend of the prime minister during her short life. After a raid on her family estate in Witney, police uncovered correspondence linking the deceased horse to former News of the World editor Rebekah… more
The Student Review turns one year old
| February 7, 2012 | Posted by Elliot Davies under features |
Happy birthday! One year ago today, on February 7th, 2011, The Student Review started the presses and published its very first set of articles. It’s amazing to think how well we’ve done in that year. I don’t think anyone back then quite knew how things would turn out, or if we’d even be around to celebrate an anniversary! Let’s start things off with a few incredible numbers. In the 365 days since we launched, we’ve published 378 articles. That’s just over one article a day every single day for a year that the editorial team has cajoled, bribed and bullied out of our wonderful writers. We’ve had around 57,000 views in that time, and right now we’re being viewed a… more
